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Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Dont's
No.. not an educational list, more like off- hand comments on turnoffs... So guys, listen carefully -
Please don't wear jewellery! Just don't. A ring is OK but necklaces, bracelets or the braces the kind that the Rap stars have made famous just make you look stupid. So please don't try to compete with us in that department. Makes me wonder if the next thing to pop out of your mouth will be, "Oh can I try your ear rings?".. And I have never figured out which ear is supposed to be OK for a guy to pierce. I (and I know a lot of of my friends) equate pierced ear in a guy = gay. So if a girl gives you the once over and shakes her head miserably, she has relegated you to the other side.
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Don't dress as if you are a "Gangsta".. believe me, unless you are really a gun carrying, drug peddling member of the mafia (in which case you are a loser and hence not my type!), you look ridiculous in that outfit. And talk in English please. The hood language makes you sound retarded (no offense to the real gangsters - Sir, You sound great.. no need to flash the gun!). And while we are on the subject of dressing up please drop the pinks from your wardrobe... they make you all look well, sissy (IMHO.. there might be girls out there who like it!).
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Don't talk about Mom in the first fifteen minutes of meeting. Sure she must be the best thing since sliced bread in your world, in mine she is the major deflating button. Just lay off that topic.
And please don't talk about kids either - unless you have one. I don't want to think you are dating me for my ovaries..
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Don't chew gum while talking. Makes me feel as I am back in high school. And I don't have happy memories from that era! And if you can not talk about more than the current weather and your favourite sports team, you are enforcing your juvenile status. Makes me feel as if I am "Momma in replacement"..
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Don't sound patronising. You may be in look out for the lil' missy to stay and home, barefoot and pregnant.. but most women object to be told what to think or what they really meant or worse yet,"It's not like that in the real world.." Jeez.. where do you think I have been living so far - the Disney world? Are you my prince charming coming to save me from the bad bad wolf? Ugh!
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Don't jump topic to topic. While women appreciate if you know a lot many topics.. your flitting from topic to topic makes one wonder if you have ADD and if yes, what all does it encompass. Just change topics when there is lull in conversation - not when I am trying to swallow food to answer your question!
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Don't check out the server or the girl next table. Unless you notice that I am more interested in the lone guy at the bar..then all is fair..
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Please don't wear jewellery! Just don't. A ring is OK but necklaces, bracelets or the braces the kind that the Rap stars have made famous just make you look stupid. So please don't try to compete with us in that department. Makes me wonder if the next thing to pop out of your mouth will be, "Oh can I try your ear rings?".. And I have never figured out which ear is supposed to be OK for a guy to pierce. I (and I know a lot of of my friends) equate pierced ear in a guy = gay. So if a girl gives you the once over and shakes her head miserably, she has relegated you to the other side.
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Don't dress as if you are a "Gangsta".. believe me, unless you are really a gun carrying, drug peddling member of the mafia (in which case you are a loser and hence not my type!), you look ridiculous in that outfit. And talk in English please. The hood language makes you sound retarded (no offense to the real gangsters - Sir, You sound great.. no need to flash the gun!). And while we are on the subject of dressing up please drop the pinks from your wardrobe... they make you all look well, sissy (IMHO.. there might be girls out there who like it!).
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Don't talk about Mom in the first fifteen minutes of meeting. Sure she must be the best thing since sliced bread in your world, in mine she is the major deflating button. Just lay off that topic.
And please don't talk about kids either - unless you have one. I don't want to think you are dating me for my ovaries..
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Don't chew gum while talking. Makes me feel as I am back in high school. And I don't have happy memories from that era! And if you can not talk about more than the current weather and your favourite sports team, you are enforcing your juvenile status. Makes me feel as if I am "Momma in replacement"..
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Don't sound patronising. You may be in look out for the lil' missy to stay and home, barefoot and pregnant.. but most women object to be told what to think or what they really meant or worse yet,"It's not like that in the real world.." Jeez.. where do you think I have been living so far - the Disney world? Are you my prince charming coming to save me from the bad bad wolf? Ugh!
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Don't jump topic to topic. While women appreciate if you know a lot many topics.. your flitting from topic to topic makes one wonder if you have ADD and if yes, what all does it encompass. Just change topics when there is lull in conversation - not when I am trying to swallow food to answer your question!
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Don't check out the server or the girl next table. Unless you notice that I am more interested in the lone guy at the bar..then all is fair..
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Please don't tell me you went out with a guy who sported a one inch thick chain, and another quarter of an inch chain, and then a few teeny weeny thin chains - obviously a mixture of gold and silver, and then complained about him flitting from topic to topic!
If that is the case, I might have to drill some sense into you at some point...
Totally concur with your list of turn offs btw! :)
If that is the case, I might have to drill some sense into you at some point...
Totally concur with your list of turn offs btw! :)
What u need is a Bappi Lahiri in a pink shirt talking about his mom while chewing the gum and scratching his crotch with eyes fixed on the siren sitting right behind u.
:P
:P
@lalit
Rotfl......and since it is Bappi Da can we have the banarasi paan please. :D
A walking nightmare, all in all
@ Sakshi list to badhiya hai....hope it didnt come out of personal experience...at least not all of it....if it did....aap mahan hai :P
write a book ;)
Rotfl......and since it is Bappi Da can we have the banarasi paan please. :D
A walking nightmare, all in all
@ Sakshi list to badhiya hai....hope it didnt come out of personal experience...at least not all of it....if it did....aap mahan hai :P
write a book ;)
@Gems - hahaha.
No, my dating life has not included such namunas.
@MAdhuli -:P
@Lalit- ROTFLMAO.
@Neihal - yeah, with a dribble escaping the lips. YUCK!
And NO, I have not or never intend to date one of those!!!
No, my dating life has not included such namunas.
@MAdhuli -:P
@Lalit- ROTFLMAO.
@Neihal - yeah, with a dribble escaping the lips. YUCK!
And NO, I have not or never intend to date one of those!!!
This is the nth time that I have come across such a list by a female blogger and so I am pissed, though nothing personal against you :-)
Someday I will have a rant list against women but one of the top ones that comes to my mind is "I like men who can make me laugh!" Why dont they go and find a clown?
Never_Mind
Someday I will have a rant list against women but one of the top ones that comes to my mind is "I like men who can make me laugh!" Why dont they go and find a clown?
Never_Mind
# posted by 
: March 23, 2007 1:51 AM
: March 23, 2007 1:51 AM
@Never_Mind- Hehehee. True. We do like to poke fun, na?
I like a man who has a sense of humor, especially sarcastic. I am not fond of clowns - the dressing sense is apalling!
I like a man who has a sense of humor, especially sarcastic. I am not fond of clowns - the dressing sense is apalling!
ROFL. I must come up with my dont's for women :) very soon. This was hilarious - I think u've give me some good tips to shoo away some potential s whom I am not too interested in :). The thick chain should do the trick!!
Sigh - girls are too demanding these days :)
S
Sigh - girls are too demanding these days :)
S
@Supremus- Sure, tip us in how to loose that pesky guy in 10 minutes :P
Oh yeah, if the girl is normal, check Lalit's comment - sure to run away from you ..
Oh yeah, if the girl is normal, check Lalit's comment - sure to run away from you ..
Well, just felt like writing all this crap before starting my work…
Don't!!!
1) Hell, don't decipher my zodiac sign, I hate you already!!
2) Surely gonna kill you if again mentioned your favorite movie star or worst asked mine.
3) Don't shiver...for Christ-sake, don't shiver, just pass the ketchup and lil brush on shoulder doesn't kill anyway!!!
4) I'm not interested in knowing abt your best friend's or pados waale chadhaji.
5) Have an opinion plzzz, stop agreeing to everything, speak up in normal TONE, leave that nasal-tinge for topiwaala.
Don't!!!
1) Hell, don't decipher my zodiac sign, I hate you already!!
2) Surely gonna kill you if again mentioned your favorite movie star or worst asked mine.
3) Don't shiver...for Christ-sake, don't shiver, just pass the ketchup and lil brush on shoulder doesn't kill anyway!!!
4) I'm not interested in knowing abt your best friend's or pados waale chadhaji.
5) Have an opinion plzzz, stop agreeing to everything, speak up in normal TONE, leave that nasal-tinge for topiwaala.
@Stone- Agreed on #1. I hate that crap!
Though why not movies? I always thought they were good converation starters -except of course when the discourse starts with SRK is the best thing in movies today.. gag..
#3 - there is shiver and then there is the shiver ;)
#4 - yep!! Ditto.
#5 - Hehehe. An opinion is good. Always.
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Though why not movies? I always thought they were good converation starters -except of course when the discourse starts with SRK is the best thing in movies today.. gag..
#3 - there is shiver and then there is the shiver ;)
#4 - yep!! Ditto.
#5 - Hehehe. An opinion is good. Always.
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