I never thought I would cheat with the Girlfriend's
man. A. I don't cheat on friends and B. I could not understand her fascination for him. He is a needy, whiny so and so.
But as luck would have it, I had to live at her place. And Emma, the darling girl
, is no chaperon. So we were stuck together. With him, demanding my company. Well, in the beginning it was nice to come home to somebody. Just have someone greet you at the door. And be glad that you are back. To sit with someone on the sofa drinking chilled beer. Watch movies with. You get the picture. I have been deprived of company. And since both Actin and Girlfriend were away, I was forced to stay with the Boy. And as one does when one lives with someone, I picked up on his moods and habits and figured where the attraction lies.
The boy is self centred (yeah, I know.. look who's talking). He not only wants your complete attention all the time but he also demands your undivided love. Which means when he enters the room, everything else ceases to exist. Earlier, I preferred playing with Emma to talking with the boy. She is adorable and loves to play with the ball. My kinda girl. Where as he is laid back, would rather lounge around and just do nothing. A couch potato! Something that gets on my nerves (unless of course I am doing it ;-)). But as we hung out over the weekend, I realized that he is like a drug - addictive. You hate him for making you a slave to his attentions. You want him to get away and give you some breathing room. And yet when he leaves you to pontificate in the bedroom.. you miss him.
What got me was the immensely pleasurable thing -He cuddles
!! Women, you know what I am talking about. Here is a guy who just wants to spoon with you at night. Nothing more. Just because he wants to feel close to you. He will crawl in next to you and just watch you breathe. I got suckered in. That kind of attention, damn, it's been so long since a guy just wanted to be held by me :)
So I finally gave in last night. I slept with him. And more unusually (for me that is), I seem to have fallen in love with him. I love Eli
!! There I said it.
I confessed to the girlfriend,"Getting up to his purring self... was heaven indeed!" And that I was not sorry that I did it. It was simply unforgettable.
She told me that she had worried that I would be suckered in by his magnificent catty self. I understand now why she loves him so much. He is a woman's man ;) And I am sure the girlfriend is glad that I am moving my ass away from her man.
PS-Of course I was talking with about the CAT! I don't cheat with my girlfriend's men - the two legged kind that is. Friends are worth more than a 15 minute pleasure trip.
Labels: Humor, Self