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Saturday, August 11, 2007
Peeves..
It's not even 9 am and already have been exposed to two things I get irritated by...
Watching sports with girls.
I love sports. To me, if you are going to comment on the game - say something intelligent. Talk about the shot, the ball, the brilliant attempt at fielding - anything but who is more cute! Just don't talk girly nonsense when watching a great sport.
I don't want my sports commentary diluted by who looks fit at 35, or who is a hottie, or how Panesar with his Brit accent is sexy.. I just don't! I want my commentary to state how the ball was bowled, what a magnificent drive it was and more importantly how India has this match in it's bag!
Never watch a match with a women who say they love the sport but don't know what is the difference between mid-off and mid on!
Spoilt my cricket match. UGH! Women!!!
Figuring out which one of the couple is signed on the chat!!
A request for all my married or in a serious relationship friends - please continue to keep your/her alone mail accounts. I really don't want to be calling your prudish girlfriend some choicest names. Neither do I want to tell your guy about my PMS. So please keep the two accounts separate. If you sign on using the other's name - put it as your G-chat status!
Looks like it is going to be a long coffee drinking day!
Watching sports with girls.
I love sports. To me, if you are going to comment on the game - say something intelligent. Talk about the shot, the ball, the brilliant attempt at fielding - anything but who is more cute! Just don't talk girly nonsense when watching a great sport.
I don't want my sports commentary diluted by who looks fit at 35, or who is a hottie, or how Panesar with his Brit accent is sexy.. I just don't! I want my commentary to state how the ball was bowled, what a magnificent drive it was and more importantly how India has this match in it's bag!
Never watch a match with a women who say they love the sport but don't know what is the difference between mid-off and mid on!
Spoilt my cricket match. UGH! Women!!!
Figuring out which one of the couple is signed on the chat!!
A request for all my married or in a serious relationship friends - please continue to keep your/her alone mail accounts. I really don't want to be calling your prudish girlfriend some choicest names. Neither do I want to tell your guy about my PMS. So please keep the two accounts separate. If you sign on using the other's name - put it as your G-chat status!
Looks like it is going to be a long coffee drinking day!
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I Agree.
:)
I'll make my offer to you here, anything you want from desh let me know along with a mailing address and you shall have it! :)
:)
I'll make my offer to you here, anything you want from desh let me know along with a mailing address and you shall have it! :)
haha, boy you're mad :)
I completely empathize on the sports ogling. Thankfully, I don't have to deal with the 2nd :)
I completely empathize on the sports ogling. Thankfully, I don't have to deal with the 2nd :)
Dear neigbour upstairs,
Moved finally. Thanks for not offering to help.
You are welcome to bring the cricket match downstairs - your laptop, LCD projector and adequate beer would be mandatory accompaniments. I will provide the wall that you may project on and the expert comments. In return I ask that you listen attentively, or not, but with no voluble comments of your own. I agree completely with your views that women, barring the inimitable Jenny Thompson, make dumb comments during cricket matches.
Your hospitable neighbor downstairs.
Moved finally. Thanks for not offering to help.
You are welcome to bring the cricket match downstairs - your laptop, LCD projector and adequate beer would be mandatory accompaniments. I will provide the wall that you may project on and the expert comments. In return I ask that you listen attentively, or not, but with no voluble comments of your own. I agree completely with your views that women, barring the inimitable Jenny Thompson, make dumb comments during cricket matches.
Your hospitable neighbor downstairs.
# posted by 
: August 11, 2007 5:02 PM
: August 11, 2007 5:02 PM
okay first of all I dont follow cricket anymore, but when I did I knew every single rule in the book, every single position on the field and every single player from all the test playing nations . Ha!!
And now, you are useless... how can I watch football if I dont get to drool !!!!!!!!!
Ye anyaaya hai !!!!
:P
And now, you are useless... how can I watch football if I dont get to drool !!!!!!!!!
Ye anyaaya hai !!!!
:P
@Anurag - Yeah, coffee cured all that anger :)
@TGFI- I thought you were back??? You are still there? In my Mumbai?? SIGH!!!!!!!!!
Ps Thanks for the offer. We generate ek lambi list now :P
@Rads - THe second just drives me insane. Why this insistance on merging your e-life?
@Re-located downstairs neighbor - What?? No appreciation for me holding the door open for you?? And I arrived with the beer today, only to find you snoring away. Now you have to make amends - now you have to get the food. I prefer beer cheese and chips.
@Tarun - yes, We just might. Despite Dravid's idiotic decision and pathetic batting.
@Neihal- You mean, you drool over the football players??? I just am too engrossed in the game :P
@Prashanth - thanks for spotting the obvious :P
@TGFI- I thought you were back??? You are still there? In my Mumbai?? SIGH!!!!!!!!!
Ps Thanks for the offer. We generate ek lambi list now :P
@Rads - THe second just drives me insane. Why this insistance on merging your e-life?
@Re-located downstairs neighbor - What?? No appreciation for me holding the door open for you?? And I arrived with the beer today, only to find you snoring away. Now you have to make amends - now you have to get the food. I prefer beer cheese and chips.
@Tarun - yes, We just might. Despite Dravid's idiotic decision and pathetic batting.
@Neihal- You mean, you drool over the football players??? I just am too engrossed in the game :P
@Prashanth - thanks for spotting the obvious :P
2nd is my pet peeve too...I really can't understand why sharing your email passwords is supposed to be directly proportional to your committment in the other person! I think it is ridiculous and kiddish, thanks for the post, I am going to fwd it to atleast 10 people I know :D
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