Random Thoughts

You know you are growing old when,


- thinking of using massage oils to spice up your love life, makes you think of the mess it is going to make on the bed. "But honey, oil stains are hard to remove! Can we at least change to old sheets on the bed"


- thinking of feeding loverboy in bed, makes you think of the crumbs, the ants and the cleaning up to do. "Honey, get up. I need to clean up the crumbs. And vacuum the floor."


- thinking of using food products to enhance the loving, makes you think of how sticky everything is going to be. "Can you get off me. I need a bath. The whipped cream is sticky and scratchy after it dries."


-thinking of a passionate session on a moonlight night on the beach, makes you think of where the sand can get into. "Argh. That is uncomfortable.."


-thinking of making out in the pool, makes you think of how soaking in chlorine water is not the best thing for your body. "Can we get out now, I am getting wrinkles."


-thinking of him ravishing you in the kitchen, makes you think of making a note to clean the counter/table tomorrow before breakfast. "Must remember. Not to cook before cleaning up!"

And before someone says it,

I know. I am growing old. And Boring. Sigh. HELP!!!

Labels: Humor, Self